THERE, I SAID IT >:(

And since you are, I commend you this poem:

Fapping, wanking, sucking dick.
Isn't it getting like a tick?
Constantly ignoring your parents advice;
'Do never, ever, think about it nice.'

Now you visit, this digital paradise,
Full of spammers, homo's and people living on rice.
When posting your brain dies,
Reachin' new lows in your highs.

Seeing this poem is utter shite,
Does reading make you feel all right?
I certainly hope your eyes burn out,
Making you scream in pain aloud.

Wait, why did you make it 'till here,
You reading this makes me shiver in fear.
Now I have nothing else to say,
So I command you, goodday, goodday.

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