I AM DUTCH, ARE YOU?

<Insert random image about holland here>
Oh wait, that's this.

I take it you saw my I feel awesome thread?
Here's the poem.

I feel like writing a little poem.

Newgrounders, rejoice!
For being here is your own choice.
You may feel like wasting your time,
But being here is not a serious crime.

Writing a book about necrophelia and scat,

Isn't good for your reknown stat.
But being a homo just for internet cred,
Isn't it sad that you are one, for that?

Being happy is NOT accepted,
Being gay equals being rejected.
Being an emo, that's where it is,
Drinking up bowls, filled up with piss.

Why did you read this, I do not know,
You should go out playing with a hoe.
Be happy, not mad,
For the good times we had.

I am drunk, drunk is me, Wheee!

How do I do it?
I don't know, I just randomly use words that pop up in my head.

THERE, I SAID IT >:(

And since you are, I commend you this poem:

Fapping, wanking, sucking dick.
Isn't it getting like a tick?
Constantly ignoring your parents advice;
'Do never, ever, think about it nice.'

Now you visit, this digital paradise,
Full of spammers, homo's and people living on rice.
When posting your brain dies,
Reachin' new lows in your highs.

Seeing this poem is utter shite,
Does reading make you feel all right?
I certainly hope your eyes burn out,
Making you scream in pain aloud.

Wait, why did you make it 'till here,
You reading this makes me shiver in fear.
Now I have nothing else to say,
So I command you, goodday, goodday.

Discuss

Awesome things have been happening lately at my musical front.
After (il)legally aquireing all the albums of The Prodigy, listening to too much Groove Armada, and overdosing on Electric six, I have aquired new inspiration :D
But I need MORE.
Or MOAR.
So reccomend me some music Groove Armada, Prodigy, E6 like music.

I should make more music, ans I'm working on that.
(Also, don't mind that there is only one song on my NG Audio page, never got around uploading more).

Also, everyone reacting on my page with reccomendations for music Awesomeness Credits.
Shortly, Awesomeness.
Awesomeness can be exchanged for an awesome reply on anything, ranging from BBS posts to flash submissions.
You will know when you got One Dose Awesomeness.
You will be PM'd, and you can say whenever you want to exchange your Dose 'O' Awesomeness(DA) for an Awesome Reply (AR)rrrrr.
Also state where, as in, topic, submission, etc etc.

NOW REPLY MOAR

Rawr.
School teachers are retarded.
You know it, your friends (if you have them, that is) know it.
Even your damn parents know it.

School teachers are retarded.

Also, here is why.

I love my friends :D

*Edit*
Nurrr, they took off the video.
Too bad.

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